Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

To know your name is to know your fate. Vladimir Putin’s fate is to be stripped naked and bent over with a sign on his back: “Put In.”

Putin’s fight in the Ukraine is symptomatic of a common disease, Buhas (bug up his ass syndrome). Buhas is generally more problematic for those near the one afflicted. As such, those near provide treatment for the afflicted, but the treatment is more painful than the disease.